04.07.04
Funny/Stupid Come-backs
I found this in these in the comments section of a Slashdot poll:
Q: Enough Poll Options?
Option1: Yes.
“You fight like a dairy farmer!” “How appropriate. You fight like a cow”
“I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.” “He must have taught you everything you know.”
Q: Have you stopped beating your wife?
A: Which one??
“Every enemy I’ve met I’ve annihilated!”
“With your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated.”
“I am rubber, you are glue”
“You fight like a dairy farmer!” “How appropriate. You fight like a cow”
“Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?” “Why, did you want to borrow one?”
“I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.” “He must have taught you everything you know.”
“I’ve spoken with apes more polite than you.” “I’m glad to hear you attended your family reunion.”
“My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!” “So you got that job as a janitor, after all.”
“Nobody’s ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!” “You run that fast?”
“People fall at my feet when they see me coming.” “Even before they smell your breath?”
“Soon you’ll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!” “First you’d better stop waving it like a feather-duster.”
“You make me want to puke.” “You make me think somebody already did.”
em-jay said,
September 13, 2004 at 4:05 pm
man: id love to get in your knickers woman: sorry i already have and arse hole in there
yo mamma said,
November 29, 2004 at 3:52 pm
Yo mamma so fat that she uses a bumerang to put on her belt.
Jessica said,
January 20, 2005 at 4:05 pm
Hey hey hey
HaHa Your MOM! said,
February 2, 2005 at 1:37 am
Your momma soooo ugly she got a metal afro and rusty side burns!
shawnna said,
May 2, 2005 at 11:32 am
Yo mama is so stupid,she used her foodstamp card in a coke machine.
sarah said,
June 2, 2005 at 2:36 pm
yo mamma so fat she plays hopscotch like this Earth…. Mars…. Saturn….Venus….!!!
megan said,
July 4, 2005 at 8:40 am
ur mamma is soo ugly that she went to a park and the sign said “no animals allowed” soo she turned around and went back home!
HAhaHAhaHAhaHA thank u verry much!
love always MEGAN MARIE ELLIOTT
Jessica B. said,
December 23, 2005 at 4:51 pm
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean all the whales and dolphins said we are family!
tabitha said,
July 11, 2009 at 4:53 pm
i love cookies